List of Low Income Assistance Links and Help Sites

Big List of Low Income Assistance Links and Help Sites>>> Untangling the Web--Disability Links> http://www.icdi.wvu.edu/Others.htm>> Families USA: Low-Income Help RX> http://www.familiesusa.org/resource-centers/medicare-rx-center/low-> income-help.html>> List of Freebies and Christmas Printables> http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474977187483>> Database of Free Samples for Moms, Kids, Stocking> Stuffers and More> http://www.ymlp.com/pubarchive.php?themomwarehouse>> You Can Do Google Searches to Find Help in Your State> http://www.google.com/search?> q=low+income+help+assistance+links+&btnG=Search&hl=en>> American Public Power Association - Utility Operations -> http://www.appanet.org/utility/index.cfm?> ItemNumber=12062&sn.ItemNumber=14203>> Directory of Churches - different links> http://www.churchangel.com/welcome.htm> http://www.usachurches.org/> http://www.churchzip.com/> http://netministries.org/churches.htm> http://www.worshipquest.org/>> HELP FOR NEEDY FAMILIES LINKS> Help for Needy Families - Fred Jordan Missions> http://www.fjm.org/help-for-needy-families.htm> http://www.google.com/search?> q=help+for+needy+families&btnG=Search&hl=en> http://www.acf.hhs.gov/acf_services.html>> ALSO, CHECK OUT ALL THE YAHOO FREECYCLE GROUPS. PEOPLE GIVE AWAY> STUFF.>>> List of Low Income Assistance Links>> LIST 1> 1. Federal Citizen Information Center (USA)> Have a question about Federal programs, benefits, or services? We> handle millions of inquiries from citizens trying to find that> elusive answer to their question. Pick your favorite way to get out> of the government maze!> 1 (800) FED INFO> http://www.pueblo.gsa.gov/call/text/t_default.htm>>> 2. First Gov - Your official portal to government programs...> Main http://firstgov.gov/index.shtml> Phone, Offices http://firstgov.gov/Contact/Directories.shtml>>> 3. Government Guide> As you move around this site, Government Guide will display your> federal, state and local resources.> Main http://www.governmentguide.com/main.adp> Official Agencies> http://www.governmentguide.com/officials_and_agencies.adp?id=16101798>>> 4. Catalog of Federal Domestic Assistance> The online Catalog of Federal Domestic Assistance gives you access to> a database of all Federal programs available to State and local> governments (including the District of Columbia); federally -> recognized Indian tribal governments; Territories (and possessions)> of the United States; domestic public, quasi-public, and private> profit and nonprofit organizations and institutions; specialized> groups; and individuals.> http://www.cfda.gov/>>> 5. Consumer World> Links to almost every consumer agency you can think of throughout the> world including the Attorney General offices for each state.> http://www.consumerworld.org/pages/agencies.htm>>> 6. State, County, and City Government Consumer Protection Offices> City, county and state consumer protection offices provide consumers> with important services. They mediate complaints, conduct> investigations, prosecute offenders of consumer laws, license and> regulate a variety of professionals, promote strong consumer> protection legislation, provide educational materials and advocate in> the consumer interest.> http://www.consumeraction.gov/>>> 7. United States Consumer Gateway> The U.S. Consumer Gateway -- "consumer.gov" -- is a "one-stop" link> to a broad range of federal information resources available online.> http://www.consumer.gov/>>> 8. Federal Trade Commission, Bureau of Consumer Protection> Consumer Alert (202) 326-3137> Consumer Line (877) FTC-HELP> http://www.ftc.gov/ftc/consumer.htm>>> 9. Better Business Bureau> Council of Better Business Bureaus, Inc.> 4200 Wilson Blvd., Suite 800, Arlington, VA 22203-1804> Phone: (703) 276-0100> Fax: (703) 525-8277> URL: http://www.bbb.org/>> Link to Local Better Business Bureau Offices> URL: http://lookup.bbb.org/>> Consumer Alerts - Scams> URL: http://www.bbb.org/alerts/Scam.asp>>> 10. Complete U.S. Federal Government Agencies Directory> http://www.lib.lsu.edu/gov/alpha>>> 11. GPO Access Online Resources: A-Z Resource List> http://www.gpoaccess.gov/databases.html>>> 12. US Dept of Commerce> http://www.commerce.gov/>>> 13. Federal Government Site Index> http://www.statelocalgov.net/index.cfm>>> 14. Association of Independent Consumer Credit Counseling Agencies> (AICCCA)> PMB 626, 11350 Randoms Hill Road, Suite 800, Fairfax, Virginia 22030> Phone: (703) 934-6118> Fax: (703)802-0207> Email: http://us.mc01g.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=assoc@aiccca.org> URL: http://www.aiccca.org/> "The Association of Independent Consumer Credit Counseling Agencies> (AICCCA) is a national membership organization, established to> promote quality and consistent delivery of credit counseling> services.">>> 15. National Foundation for Credit Counseling> URL: http://www.nfcc.org/> (Has list of local organizations.)> "For help, contact our national toll free crisis hotline at 1-800-388-> 2227, locate the Member agency in your area or receive Online> Counseling. Based on your area code, your phone call will> automatically be plugged into the NFCC office nearest you. "NFCC is a> national network of 1,450 non-profit Member agencies. Learn about our> full range of services, from accredited money management education to> confidential budget, credit and debt counseling, and debt repayment> plans, to home-buyer education, and mortgage programs.">>> 16. Fair Debt Collection Help Links> http://www.ftc.gov/os/statutes/fdcpa/fdcpact.htm>> http://www.ftc.gov/os/statutes/fdcpajump.htm>> http://www.fair-debt-collection.com/>> http://www.pueblo.gsa.gov/cic_text/money/fair-debt/fair-dbt.htm>> http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/html/uscode15/usc_sec_15_00001692---> -000-.html>> http://www.thelawencyclopedia.com/term/fair_credit_reporting_act_> (fcra)>> http://www.lawdog.com/debtcol/col7.htm>> http://credit.about.com/od/debtcollection>> http://www.alliedtrustee.com/fairdebt.htm>> http://aolsearch.aol.com/aol/search?> query=Fair+Debt+Collection+Practice+Act&page=4&invocationType=topsearc> hbox.search>>>> LIST 2> Direct links to the food stamp site -- officially the USDA Food &> Nutrition Service Frequently asked questions --> http://www.fns.usda.gov/fsp/faqs.htm> Applicants and recipients> http://www.fns.usda.gov/fsp/applicant_recipients/default.htm>>> Modest Needs is a non-profit, tax-exempt philanthropic organization> that began as one man's personal project in March of 2002. Since that> time, Modest Needs has become a community of unlikely philanthropists> dedicated to helping others as best we can with what we have.> http://www.modestneeds.org/>> Sources of Free or Low-Cost Food and Nutrition Materials> http://www.nal.usda.gov/fnic/pubs/bibs/gen/freelow.html>> FREE FAMILY RESOURCES> http://freefamilyresources.com/>> A list of directories of grantmakers by state/region/ city> http://fdncenter.org/learn/topical/sl_dir.html>> Habitat for Humanity> http://www.habitatforhumanity.com/>> Food Banks in the United States> http://www.wadv.org/foodbank.htm>> Energy Assistance: Home Heating and Cooling> http://www.ncat.org/liheap/referral.htm>> Financial Help to Pay for Home Heating and Cooling> http://www.acf.hhs.gov/programs/liheap/faq.htm>> Resources to Help Children and Families> http://www.ncfy.com/Resources.htm>> State TANF (Temporary Assistance for Needy Families) Links> http://www.acf.dhhs.gov/news/welfare/stlinks.htmSingle>>>> LIST 3> Recieve help for Food, Bills, Clothing, Etc> http://modestneeds.org/>> Your local salvation army center> http://www.salvationarmy.org/>> Alliance Foundation> The Alliance Foundation is a non-profit organization whose mission is> to provide relief for children and their families affected by> disasters in the United States.> http://www.alliance-consulting.com/foundation>> American Public Human Services Association> Internet site that list social service agencies by state> http://www.aphsa.org/links/statecontacts.asp>> Feeding Children Better> Do you find yourself having to choose between rent and food? Not> eligible for food stamps? This site lists food banks throughout the> USA if you click on the "get help" button.> http://www.feedingchildrenbetter.org/>> Food Assistance Links> There is at least one listing for each state and the site will be> updated regularly.> http://www.geocities.com/queenesperfect>> Giving @ Home> A giving board website with links by category.> http://www.givingboard.com/>> Giving Board> Whether you are in need yourself or wanting to help others, this is> the place to be! Giving isn't limited to monetary help. Words of> encouragement, prayers and the ability to give others hope are> equally important. We invite you to become part of our "family",> whether it is as a lurker or by chatting and letting us get to know> you better.> http://www.angelfire.com/pro/givingboardangels/GB_Request_Lists_Home.h> tml>> Government Assistance For Low Income Individuals And Families. Many> links by State.> (http://www.geocities.com/spetite_oh/assistance.html>> Guidestar: children> List of organizations by state that provide supplies and clothing for> children.> http://www.guidestar.org/news/features/table_school.stm>> Guidestar: utilities> List of organizations by state that provide help with utilities.> http://www.guidestar.org/news/features/table_utilities.html>> FREE WAYS TO EARN MONEY ONLINE> http://www.squidoo.com/athomemommy>> Heartland Share> This is a program in several states which allows people to buy $25-30> worth of groceries for a small fee plus community service hours.> http://www.heartlandshare.com/>> Free List of Work at Home Jobs and Survey Sites> http://freefamilyresources.com/id21>> Information and Referral Resource Network> Provides directory information and links to sites on the Internet for> Human Services and associated information and referral, Health and> Medical Services, Disease Centers and Reports, Prescription Drug> Products and Reference material, Community Health and Outreach> programs and published information on these subjects.> http://www.ir-net.com/>> LIST OF SITES THAT OFFER FREE STUFF AND COUPONS> Free Samples for Babies and Kids> http://babyandkidsfreebies.blogspot.com/> http://www.squidoo.com/beautyforfree> http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474977420021> http://internetsbestfreebies.blogspot.com/> http://finance.groups.yahoo.com/group/SURFING_4_SAVINGS/> http://finance.groups.yahoo.com/group/freedealsdiscountfreebiescoupons> /> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/bargainscouponsandfreebies/> http://finance.groups.yahoo.com/group/thedailyfreebienewsletter/> http://finance.groups.yahoo.com/group/Shopping4Freebies/> http://finance.groups.yahoo.com/group/ParentsFreebiesandResources/> http://finance.groups.yahoo.com/group/heavenlyfreebies/> http://finance.groups.yahoo.com/group/FreebiesbytheStorm/> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sahmfreebiesandtips/>>> GET A FREE CREDIT CARD. NO CREDIT CHECKS. JUST IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS> Guaranteed $7,500 Credit Line> (it cost $3.00 if you want rush delivery)> http://tinyurl.com/4jzzvp>> Christmas Crafts & Handmade Gifts> http://www.bhg.com/holidays/christmas/crafts/>> A Bunch of Free Samples> http://internetsbestfreebies.blogspot.com/>> Walmart Freebies, Nicoderm, Start Sampling Freebies, Teen Freeway> Freebies http://internetsbestfreebies.blogspot.com/>> FREE COUPONS FOR WENDYS, KOTEX, MEINKE, CHUCK E CHEESE AND MORE,> http://snipurl.com/24khp>>>>> Listing of local food banks> This website will give a listing of food banks in your state. It is> very helpful, even if your income is too high for federal food help> the local food banks will help.> http://secondharvest.org/>> Salvation Army> They offer utility bill assistance, emergency food pantry/vouchers,> emergency financial assistance, general health screening and> assessment, mdical referrals and access to medical treatment.> http://www.usc.salvationarmy.org/>> Special Needs Phone Book & Crisis Guide> Extensive list of resources for all kinds of needs, some with links,> but all with contact information. Listed alphabetically by category.> Select Moody's Directory in the Consumer Resources column.> http://www.efmoody.com/>> U.S. Department of Energy Utility Assistance> This federal program assists with utility payments for persons that> have income up to 150% of the federal poverty guidlines.(currently> 11,540.00 for a one person household). In most states you can qualify> for assistance 2 times a year.> http://www.eren.doe.gov/>> Women Children Family Service Charities of America> Phone: 1-800-626-6481 WCFS is a coalition comprised of many of> America's finest charitable organizations dedicated to meeting the> needs of women, children, and families in America and around the> world. Our members provide real solutions to real problems, and act> as a force for change with law and policy makers.> http://www.womenandchildren.org/>> FREE SAMPLES FOR MOMS> http://freefamilyresources.com/id29.htm> http://freefamilyresources.com/id25.htm> http://freefamilyresources.com/id23.htm> http://archives.zinester.com/76755/139859.html> http://archives.zinester.com/76755/148267.html> http://archives.zinester.com/76755/138534.html>> FREE SAMPLES FOR MEN> http://freefamilyresources.com/id17.htm> http://freefamilyresources.com/id28.htm> http://freefamilyresources.com/id26.htm>> FREE SAMPLES FOR KIDS> http://freefamilyresources.com/id19.htm> http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474977205654> http://archives.zinester.com/76755/133557.html> http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474977192755>>> Free Clothing Resources> http://www.nal.org/ (For School children)> http://www.thewomensalliance.org/ (Interview/work clothing for women)> http://www.careergear.org/ (Interview/work clothing for men)>> Freecycle, a good website for every income type.> http://freecycle.org/>> About Angel Food Ministries - Angel Food Ministries> Angel Food Ministries, A Food Ministry with a Servant's Heart,> providing low ... Angel Food Ministries crosses denominational lines> and has spread the good news ...> http://www.angelfoodministries.com/>> Santa's Online Village - Has a list of places that help under the> parents section. Toys, food etc.> http://santasvillageonline.net/>>>> Fell free to pass this on to others. Hopefull it will help everyone> this winter. Also, look up all your local churches.>> ALSO NOTE: PLEASE DO NOT DONATE TO PEOPLE/MEMBERS ONLINE ASKING FOR MONEY, > GIFT> CARDS AND CLOTHES. TOO MANY TIMES THESE PEOPLE ARE SCAMMERS WITH MORE > MONEY THEN> MOST OF US. YOU CAN ALWAYS JUST SEND THEM A LIST OF PLACES WHERE THEY CAN > GET> HELP.> THE NEWSPAPER SAID THOSE PEOPLE HAVE TO BE VERIFIED BY THE STATE TO SEE IF > THEY> REALLY NEED CHARITY OR NOT.> I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE WHERE A LADY WAS GOING AROUND ONLINE ASKING A TON > OF> PEOPLE FOR MONEY, BABY ITEMS ETC AND I SENT HER MONEY AND A BIG BOX OF > CLOTHES.> COME TO FIND OUT SHE REALLY CLEANED UP.> IF YOU WISH TO DONATE JUST CONTACT YOUR LOCAL CHARITY.>> Free List of Work at Home Jobs and Survey Sites> http://freefamilyresources.com/id21.htm>>> NICE LIST OF FREEBIE GROUPS AND SITES. FREE SAMPLES AND COUPONS HELP.>> http://finance.groups.yahoo.com/group/goodiesforfree/> http://finance.groups.yahoo.com/group/freejunkandtreasures/> http://finance.groups.yahoo.com/group/totalfreebiejunkies/> http://finance.groups.yahoo.com/group/everythingfree4all/> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/onlinefreebiesandprintables/> http://finance.groups.yahoo.com/group/hotfreebiesanddeals/> http://finance.groups.yahoo.com/group/thedailyfreebienewsletter/> http://finance.groups.yahoo.com/group/ParentsFreebiesandResources/> http://finance.groups.yahoo.com/group/heavenlyfreebies/> http://finance.groups.yahoo.com/group/Shopping4Freebies/> http://finance.groups.yahoo.com/group/LoveToReceiveFreebies/> http://finance.groups.yahoo.com/group/Freebies4ya-N-Chat/> http://finance..groups.yahoo.com/group/freedealsdiscountfreebiescoupons/> http://newfreesamples.blogspot.com/> http://awesomefreesstuff.blogspot.com/> http://internetsbestfreebies.blogspot.com/> http://babyandkidsfreebies.blogspot.com/> http://nowayitsfree.blogspot.com/> http://beautyforfree.blogspot.com/> http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474977506274> http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474977237496> http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474977239575> http://freefunmagazines.dealtap.com/> http://finance.groups.yahoo.com/group/thedailyfreebienewsletter/> http://eatforfree.dealtap.com/> http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474977205654> http://www.ymlp.com/pubarchive_show_message.php?themomwarehouse+13> http://archives.zinester.com/76755/133557.html> http://freefamilyresources.com/id19.htm> http://freecosmetics.1sta.com/> http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474977359663> http://freefamilyresources.com/id29.htm> http://freefamilyresources.com/id25.htm> http://freefamilyresources.com/id23.htm> http://archives.zinester.com/76755/139859.html> http://archives.zinester.com/76755/148267.html> http://archives.zinester.com/76755/138534.html> http://freefamilyresources.com/id17.htm> http://freefamilyresources.com/id28.htm> http://freefamilyresources.com/id26.htm> http://freefamilyresources.com/id19.htm> http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474977205654> http://archives.zinester.com/76755/133557.html> http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474977192755>>>>>>> HEALTH Information LINKS>>> Peripheral Neuropathy - links to -> http://dem0nmac.mgh.harvard.edu/forum/PeripheralNeuropathyMenu.html>> OnHealth: Home Page - links to -> http://www.onhealth.com/ch1/0,1091,,00.htm>> Positive Health News, No 17 - links to -> http://www.execpc.com/~keephope/report17.html>> Bonnie Prudden Pain Erasure: Myotherapy Pain Control Exercise Fitness -> links to - http://www.bonnieprudden.com/>> "The Angel Healing Center - your center for new health discoveries". -> links to - http://www.cyberport.net/angel/>> Movement, uncontrolled - slow - links to -> http://www.healthanswers.com/database/ami/converted/003197.html>> InHarmony magazine - links to -> http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/inharmony/980504.html>> Health Central - links to - http://www.healthcentral.com/home/home.cfm>> DHearts MPD - DID Info & Support Web Packed Full of Free Interactive> Resources! - links to - http://www.dhearts.org/>> Dr. Ivan's Depression Central - links to -> http://www.psycom.net/depression.central.html>> Food Composition - links to - http://www.siestasoftware.com/foodcomp.htm>> Rational Recovery - links to - http://rational.org/recovery/>> Henning Associates Home Page - links to -> http://www.siestasoftware.com/index.html>> Blood test results - links to - http://www.mtio.com/mclfa/lfalt1.htm>> Test results - links to - http://worldmall.com/erf/lectures/jointest.txt>> Rite Aid pharmacist - links to - http://www.riteaid.com/phar3.htm>> (http://www.healthresource.com/) - links to -> http://www.healthresource.com/>> The Compassionate Friends - links to - http://www.compassionatefriends.org/>>> ProHealth Direct - links to - http://www.prohealthdirect.com/>> Natural Health and Longevity Resource Center - links to -> http://www.all-natural.com/>> "InteliHealth - Home to Johns Hopkins Health Information - Health News" -> links to - > http://www.intelihealth.com/IH/ihtIH?t=333&st=333&r=EMIHC000&c=195584>>> HealthComm Intl., Inc. - Home Page - links to - http://WWW.Healthcomm.com/>>> Tim Field shares his unique insight on his Workplace Bullying Home Page -> links to - http://www.successunlimited.co.uk/>> CareTalk Elder Care Discussion Forum - Welcome! - links to -> http://www.elderlifeplanning.com/caretalk/index.html>> US Department of Justice ADA Homepage: - links to -> http://www.usdoj.gov/crt/ada/adahom1.htm>> The Council on Disability Rights: - links to -> http://www.disabilityrights.org/adatoc.htm>> Nightin Gale - links to - http://www.nightingale.ca/>> University of Southern California: - links to -> http://cwis.usc.edu/dept/Patents_Copyrights/2543w.htm>> Alzheimer's-Nicotine Links: - links to -> http://www.islandnet.com/~minnie/redback.htm>> VESTIBULAR AUTONOMIC REGULATION - links to -> http://www.crcpress.com/PRODS/7668.HTM>> The Center for Integrated Therapy - links to -> http://medhlp.netusa.net/www/piic.htm>> The Vestibular Disorder Association - links to -> http://www.teleport.com/~veda/>> Celiac Disease. - links to - http://www.celiac.com/>> The Gluten-Free Page: - links to - http://www.panix.com/~donwiss/>> The Paleolithic Diet Page: celiac disease. - links to -> http://www.panix.com/~paleodiet/>> Paleolithic Eating Support Recipe Archives - links to -> http://www.panix.com/~paleodiet/list/>> Gluten-Free Page - Celiac Disease/Gluten Intolerance Web Sites - links to> - http://www.panix.com/~donwiss/gflinks>> Gluten-Free Sites - links to - http://www.panix.com/~donwiss/org/>> PaleoFood recipes - links to - http://www.paleofood.com/>> paleo diet foodlist - links to - http://www.paleofood.com/foodlist.htm>> Paleolithic Diet Symposium List - links to -> http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/paleodiet.html>> Medlinx Health & Medicine - links to - http://www.firstcure.com/>> A. Van Beveren, Ph.D., CNC - links to - http://idt.net/~drv>> The Berkeley Wellness Letter - links to -> http://www.enews.com/magazines/ucbwl/subscrip.html>> Health Links - links to - http://www.atthealthsite.com/index.html>> InteliHealth Online - links to - http://www.intelihealth.com/>> The Center for Science in the Public Interest - links to -> http://www.cspinet.org/>> News & Features - links to -> http://www.onhealth.com/onhealth/common/htm/hpnews.htm>> Vimy Park Pharmacy Online Health Magazine - links to -> http://www.vimy-park.mb.ca/>> Medical Matrix - links to - http://www.slackinc.com/matrix/>> America's Housecall Network - links to - http://www.housecall.com/>> All About Health News Magazine - links to - http://www.allabouthealth.com/>>> Health Net - links to - http://www.health-net.com/>> World Health Network - links to - http://www.worldhealth.net/>>>>>> Listing Of Free Medical & Dental Clincs> All Over The USA> http://www.freemedicalcamps.com/index.php>> Listing Of Free Medical & Dental Clincs> All Over The USA> http://tinyurl.com/24qo6y>>> http://www.healthywomen.org/uninsured/main.html*>>> TOOL KIT FOR THE UNINSURED AND UNDERINSURED> Not having health insurance - or being "underinsured" and not having > enough health insurance - can be a frightening and worrisome experience. > But there are many options you can explore to get the coverage and care > you need, including free- and low-cost prescription drug assistance as > well as free- and low-cost health checkups and screening programs. 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Also check at http://www.needymeds.com/ for > Pharmaceutical Companies Assistance>> Find out if there are any cheaper alternatives to the medications you are > taking>> Find out about free or low-cost screening programs for women in your area>> More Resources>> http://www.healthywomen.org/uninsured/main.html
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RECALL NOTICE:The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured,

RECALL NOTICE:
The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N.., as it is primarily expressed.
Some of the symptoms include:1. Loss of direction2. Foul vocal emissions3.. Amnesia of origin4. Lack of peace and joy5. Selfish or violent behavior6. Depression or confusion in the mental component7. Fearfulness8. Idolatry9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect..
The Repair Technician,JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is:P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload
your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician,Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is,Jesus will replace it with:1. Love2. Joy3. Peace4. Patience5. Kindness6. Goodness7. Faithfulness8. Gentleness9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E.(Believers' Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!
- GOD
P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail'.
Because He Lives!